card me and ask me about my skincare

elder millennials walked so gen z could run straight to the med spa. we didn’t have much, but we did have a 12-step skincare routine, blind faith in olaplex, and the deep fear of aging gifted to us by early 2000s magazines. this card is for the friend who started moisturizing during the myspace era and never stopped, now casually getting mistaken for younger while having extremely strong opinions about retinol, barrier repair, and drinking enough water. equal parts smug, hydrated, and impossible to humble.